by Coop
Imagine, if you will, a pose more religious than Missionary. Imagine a true celebration of Christ's suffering upon thecross, a sexual coup de gras upon the implement of your lord's demise. I give you The Good Shepherd.
You: Tied spreadeagle to the local church's giant cross, via the use of an extremely large ladder or some tall, sexually deviant, friends. Strip to your skivvies prior to mounting the cross, but once your hands are tied (or for the hardcore, nailed) to the crossbar, your friends should remove any garments you may have absentmindedly left on. Except, if you have one, your Vestigial Collar.
Her; Dressed in the manner of Mary Magdeline, she/he should climb the ladder until they can reach the crossbar, which they grip while they straddle you.
Remove the ladder.
Rejoice and fornicate 'til the cops show up.
Peace be with you. And also with me.
Coop.
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